Just so you know… Pinky has a cold.
I feel decidedly under the weather… bleahhhhh!
But because I love you all so much I have written a ‘list’. I’ve always enjoyed reading Frances Whiting in the Sunday Mail and yesterday she wrote a list of ‘Things Women Would NEVER Say’, eg: “I love my stomach!”
I have compiled my own list of things MEN would never say, please enjoy…
“Don’t worry about cooking dinner. Baked beans on toast will be fine.”
“Scarlett Johansson isn’t all that attractive; her eyes are way too far apart.”
“What was the fuss about Sharon Stone in Fatal Attraction again? I can never remember.”
“It wasn’t the dog that passed wind, it was me.”
“Two hundred and fifty dollars is definitely not too much to pay for a pair of shoes.”
“I got bored while I was at home sick with a cold today so I cleaned the microwave for you.”
“I wiped out the bathroom sink after I shaved because I didn’t want you to have to do it.”
“Arnie Schwartzenegger movies are so inane. I much prefer a good Rom Com.”
“Let’s take this Cosmopolitan Quiz on how well suited we are!”
“My favourite author? It would have to be a toss-up between Marian Keyes and Kathy Lette.”
“Watching the V8s on television all day is a waste of time. Let’s go on a romantic picnic.”
“I’ll just have a Fillet-o-fish burger please.”
But because I love you all so much I have written a ‘list’. I’ve always enjoyed reading Frances Whiting in the Sunday Mail and yesterday she wrote a list of ‘Things Women Would NEVER Say’, eg: “I love my stomach!”
I have compiled my own list of things MEN would never say, please enjoy…
“Don’t worry about cooking dinner. Baked beans on toast will be fine.”
“Scarlett Johansson isn’t all that attractive; her eyes are way too far apart.”
“What was the fuss about Sharon Stone in Fatal Attraction again? I can never remember.”
“It wasn’t the dog that passed wind, it was me.”
“Two hundred and fifty dollars is definitely not too much to pay for a pair of shoes.”
“I got bored while I was at home sick with a cold today so I cleaned the microwave for you.”
“I wiped out the bathroom sink after I shaved because I didn’t want you to have to do it.”
“Arnie Schwartzenegger movies are so inane. I much prefer a good Rom Com.”
“Let’s take this Cosmopolitan Quiz on how well suited we are!”
“My favourite author? It would have to be a toss-up between Marian Keyes and Kathy Lette.”
“Watching the V8s on television all day is a waste of time. Let’s go on a romantic picnic.”
“I’ll just have a Fillet-o-fish burger please.”
“Having cheerleaders at footy games is a disgrace. It demeans women.”
“Don’t worry; it’s just a common cold. I’ll be over it by lunchtime.”
“I’ve had such a bad day. Pass the chocolate! Quickly!”
“Look, I know it’s a pain but I promised my friend I’d have a Tupperware party. Are you free on Wednesday night?”
“Do you think my bum looks big in these stubbies?”
“Do I have lipstick on my teeth?”
“Can you pleeeease come over and kill a spider in my bathroom for me?”
“Look I know everyone says our team was ripped off, but I believe the referees do the best job they can in the circumstances.”
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One more sleep until the Eeta bunny!
