There's a guy (at least I assume it's a guy) who has a Facebook page called GOD. It's not blasphemous at all, just a bit of fun.
Occasionally he asks his followers to ask him questions... any question they like. I sifted through the 1500 or so questions and found a few you may find amusing.
Dear God,
Where is all my bacon? I had 5 packs in the fridge yesterday, and now there is only one.
Do you do Secret Santa in heaven?
Adam and Eve - did they have belly buttons? And if they are made in Your image - do you have a belly button?
Can you tell me which of my cats ate my snore blocker ear plugs? Or will I have to wait?
Do you have feet?
Boxers or briefs?
When will a next dragonball series start? And will it be as good as dragonball z?
Why did you allow the red - wedding to happen on game of thrones?! WHYYYY?!?
Do you prefer star wars or star trek?
Is there wifi in hell and if so would you happen to have the password?
Is it true that "you can't take it with you when you go" and is this in any way related to the fact that "if you don't use it, you lose it"?
If you could keep just one God power, what would it be and why?
Who played your favorite Jesus in a film?
Dear God, What did the fox say?
If rain is your tears, what about snow and hail?
God, why did you let dinosaurs miss the Ark? And while we are on the subject, why did creepy crawly things like black widow spiders and fire ants, make that trip?
I invited friends to go out for dinner last week, I got very annoyed, cause my friends wanted to change my plans, the venue, the day and time. Do you feel the same way when people pray to change your Divine Plan?
God. If I swallow gum does it actually stay with me for 7 years?
God: How do I know if my pants tight "hot" or just too tight? I have a smoken rear, but, to be honest a bit of a muffin top too.
God, when you see mortals doing something truly evil or stupid why not strike them with a lighting bolt? Not enough to kill them mind you, but just painful enough as if to say "I'm watching you".
Im thinking of a number 1-10 what Is it?
Could "Under the Dome" become real one day? Who would you like to see end up behind the dome, and would you interfere?
Why did you put the testicles on the outside? Is it some cruel joke?
Why do I have to shit right after I get out of the shower?
Why was the ending to Dexter so disappointing?
Where is all my bacon? I had 5 packs in the fridge yesterday, and now there is only one.
Do you do Secret Santa in heaven?
Adam and Eve - did they have belly buttons? And if they are made in Your image - do you have a belly button?
Can you tell me which of my cats ate my snore blocker ear plugs? Or will I have to wait?
Do you have feet?
Boxers or briefs?
When will a next dragonball series start? And will it be as good as dragonball z?
Why did you allow the red - wedding to happen on game of thrones?! WHYYYY?!?
Do you prefer star wars or star trek?
Is there wifi in hell and if so would you happen to have the password?
Is it true that "you can't take it with you when you go" and is this in any way related to the fact that "if you don't use it, you lose it"?
If you could keep just one God power, what would it be and why?
Who played your favorite Jesus in a film?
Dear God, What did the fox say?
If rain is your tears, what about snow and hail?
God, why did you let dinosaurs miss the Ark? And while we are on the subject, why did creepy crawly things like black widow spiders and fire ants, make that trip?
I invited friends to go out for dinner last week, I got very annoyed, cause my friends wanted to change my plans, the venue, the day and time. Do you feel the same way when people pray to change your Divine Plan?
God. If I swallow gum does it actually stay with me for 7 years?
God: How do I know if my pants tight "hot" or just too tight? I have a smoken rear, but, to be honest a bit of a muffin top too.
God, when you see mortals doing something truly evil or stupid why not strike them with a lighting bolt? Not enough to kill them mind you, but just painful enough as if to say "I'm watching you".
Im thinking of a number 1-10 what Is it?
Could "Under the Dome" become real one day? Who would you like to see end up behind the dome, and would you interfere?
Why did you put the testicles on the outside? Is it some cruel joke?
Why do I have to shit right after I get out of the shower?
Why was the ending to Dexter so disappointing?
