"Joe's Apology Speech" accidentally emailed to Pinky... Dear Public People of Austrailya, I love poor people. I really l...

Look in rear vision mirror and count your open pores. Pluck long black hairs from behind your knees which you missed when shaving that mor...

                                    I need a niche. My father sent me an email informing me I should stop wasting my time writing about my...

If you watch Game of Thrones  you’ll probably know what the “Moon Door” is. I’ve been wondering what you all think of the “Moon Door”?  ...

After the recent Budget was delivered last week, it occurred to me that belts need to be tightened around this household. These are...

Miss Waddlington-Dandy, Summerdayes Girl’s College for Eloquent Young Ladies, Articulate Road, Toff Hill. Dear Miss Waddlington-Dandy, I a...

Pinky's Bodice-Ripper It was early morning and golden rays of sunlight streamed through the dusty blinds reflecting in a dazzling ...

There are many questions in life we all need to be answered so I thought I might start my own online encyclopaedia. Please feel free to ad...

In patriotic jubilation, yesterday (Australia Day) was spent at a family gathering hosted by my sister Sam and her husband Pedro. The...

Way back in 1947 my paternal grandparents arrived in Australia with their three young sons as ‘Ten Pound Poms’ which I suppose makes me a...

Often when you mention the fact you write a blog , people don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about. The thing is...

With 35+ degree heatwave temperatures across Australia over this Christmas period the only place to be is here… Pinky, Kyles and Kaz...