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Blah Blah Buzz Club AGM Agenda
Meeting Time and Date: Monday 5:00 pm
Meeting Venue: Yacht Club
Attendees: Committee Members:
Kyles (President) Shazza (Vice President)
Kaz (Treasurer) Pinky (Secretary)
Lee-Lee ( Advisor of all things to do with relationships because she reads Cosmopolitan and is the youngest and closest to hipster we have).
Apologies: To the staff at the Yacht Club for making them stay back and put up with us all night.
Kaz (Treasurer) Pinky (Secretary)
Lee-Lee ( Advisor of all things to do with relationships because she reads Cosmopolitan and is the youngest and closest to hipster we have).
Apologies: To the staff at the Yacht Club for making them stay back and put up with us all night.
Agenda Items:
1. Minutes of the previous meeting:
Recalled out loud in the car on way to the Yacht Club by Pinky – Kyles was supposed to have sent bulk texts out to other members regarding tonight’s meeting.
Kyles insists she thought Shaz was supposed to be doing it. Small quarrel ensues in car with accusations flying and tempers flaring.
Our chauffeur, Shaz’s husband Michael, turns radio up and puts foot down on pedal to speed up process of offloading us so he can go to his tennis game.
(L-R) Kyles, Kaz, Pinky, Lee-Lee, Shaz.
2. Business arising from previous Minutes:
Disputed matter is eventually settled that it was no one’s fault other members weren't notified.
It's unanimously decided Pinky should have the first shout.
3. Correspondence
3. Correspondence
Pinky (secretary) reiterates verbal warning by each of our husbands to behave ourselves on girl’s night out.
Menus are handed out and youngish Lee-Lee reads them out to other oldish committee members as everyone has left reading glasses at home.
Menus are handed out and youngish Lee-Lee reads them out to other oldish committee members as everyone has left reading glasses at home.
4. Discussion of what “behave” actually means. Nothing conclusive deduced.
Pinky decides to order Atlantic Salmon.
5. Reports:
Treasurer Kaz, reports that as Pinky is a member of the Yacht Club she will have to pay for all the food and drinks tonight and be reimbursed, in order to receive member’s discount for the other cheap skates.
5. Reports:
Treasurer Kaz, reports that as Pinky is a member of the Yacht Club she will have to pay for all the food and drinks tonight and be reimbursed, in order to receive member’s discount for the other cheap skates.
Pinky argues that she can’t possibly carry five drinks at once or remember five meal orders and it’s agreed an elected member will come and help her.
As Secretary, Pinky agrees that any notes taken down during evening must be dealt with and recorded on blog but omitting details of salacious and rowdy behaviour. Scandalous or unflattering photographs are banned with the exception of extremely funny ones. See item 3.
It’s voted and passed that what happens at the AGM stays at the AGM.
6. Subcommittee reports:
Lee-Lee reports that when Pinky returns from ordering drinks at bar she has accidentally ordered one too many. Pinky acknowledges that she did wonder why the round was so expensive, then to cover up her mistake, insists she bought the extra drink in honour of our fallen comrades at home watching MKR.
As Secretary, Pinky agrees that any notes taken down during evening must be dealt with and recorded on blog but omitting details of salacious and rowdy behaviour. Scandalous or unflattering photographs are banned with the exception of extremely funny ones. See item 3.
It’s voted and passed that what happens at the AGM stays at the AGM.
6. Subcommittee reports:
Lee-Lee reports that when Pinky returns from ordering drinks at bar she has accidentally ordered one too many. Pinky acknowledges that she did wonder why the round was so expensive, then to cover up her mistake, insists she bought the extra drink in honour of our fallen comrades at home watching MKR.
7. Election of Office Bearers
All offices are reinstated but Shaz is appointed “Gopher” as well as the position of Vice President.
8. Guest Speaker
A slightly annoyed lady at table beside us asks if it would be possible to keep the noise level down, especially Kyles' raucous laughter.
Kyles explains we are all teachers and letting our hair down on school holidays.
After hearing us incompetently attempting to sort out money exchanges in order to pay for dinner, same lady makes observation that no wonder kids are like the way they are today if they are being taught by the likes of us.
Committee members begin to loudly throw fake school name into conversation to cover tracks and avoid possible consequences.
9. Motions on Notice:
11:00 pm, Motion by Kaz to move on to the Australian Hotel to discuss General Business because the weary Yacht Club staff had turned the lights out and were bundling us out of now closed and deserted restaurant.
10. General Business:
Discussion of the presence of any interesting prospective suitors for Kaz (our single lady) in proximity at the Australian Hotel, followed by quick scan around room by committee members.
It seemed eligible gentlemen were thin on the ground down town on a Monday night.
Suddenly a fitting candidate is identified.
Newly elected Gopher Shaz, is sent on reconnaissance mission (on behalf of Kaz) to investigate suitability of intriguing stranger in mint green t-shirt as possible point of focus.
Suddenly a fitting candidate is identified.
Newly elected Gopher Shaz, is sent on reconnaissance mission (on behalf of Kaz) to investigate suitability of intriguing stranger in mint green t-shirt as possible point of focus.
Discussion of possibility of going home when Pinky looks at watch for first time and notices it is 11:40 pm; two hours past her bedtime.
Entreaties by Pinky to call it a night are dismissed by other committee members.
Shaz buys another round of drinks.
11. Notices of Motions:
Motion set for scheduling next meeting as this hotel was closing.
Motion proposed by Kyles to call into Maccas drive thru on way home.
Motion to stuff Kyles into baby seat of (designated driver) Lee-Lee’s car as she is smallest.
Shaz buys another round of drinks.
11. Notices of Motions:
Motion set for scheduling next meeting as this hotel was closing.
Motion proposed by Kyles to call into Maccas drive thru on way home.
Motion to stuff Kyles into baby seat of (designated driver) Lee-Lee’s car as she is smallest.
12. Next Meeting:
To be advised.
13. Meeting Close
Pinky attempts to slither into bed without waking Scotto as time is now 1:30 am and ‘some people’ have to work the next day.
Scotto gets up to go to loo grumbling under his breath and Pinky knows she’s been sprung.
Giggles herself to sleep remembering fun night with the Blah Blah Buzz Club.
Inspired by Rebecca Wells' book about the joys of sisterhood.
