Thursday, November 20, 2014

Nothing Compares to Ewe

Nothing Compares to Ewe.... baa.


Pauline: Doesn’t have a huge vocabulary.


Jacqui: Doesn’t have a huge vocabulary.

Pauline: Doesn’t like people from other countries.

Jacqui: Doesn’t like people from other countries in a more contemporary manner.

Pauline: Doesn’t think Aboriginal people pull their weight in society. 

Jacqui: Claims to be an Aborigine despite a respected community elder begging to differ.
Pauline: Speaks with an uneducated nasal Queensland accent.

Jacqui: Speaks with an uneducated nasal Tasmanian accent.

Pauline: Would never sell her home to a Muslim. 

Jacqui: Would never sell her home to anyone who wears a Burqa.

Pauline: Not all that sure what Xenophobia means. 

Jacqui: Not all that sure what Sharia Law means.

Pauline: Doesn’t like to toe the party line but doesn’t have one anyway.

Jacqui: Doesn’t toe the party line and isn't even sure she likes her party anyway.

Pauline: Used to work in a fish and chip shop.

Uncrumbed Saveloys

Jacqui:  Loves big, crumbed saveloys.



. "If he thinks that Pauline Hanson was a pain in the rear end, Tony Abbott better look out," she said. "He hasn't come up against Jacqui Lambie."


Perhaps Jacqui should take heed of female political figures who've proved their mettle...

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't.


Please share your thoughts... does Australia need another Pauline?

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