Yes. I am officially a wowser. One hundred days with not a drop of alcohol!
Who’d have thought I could do it?
I could go on about the big changes in my life… no hangovers on the weekend, the blissful and unadulterated sleep, no guilty angst about my suffering liver and so forth and so forth. But it’s the little things I didn’t expect that have really sold me on this sober lifestyle.
These are the wonderful surprises I have discovered which have literally changed my life for the better… things I find I no longer need to worry about...
1. No shameful trips to the local bottle shop for the fifth time in a week
2. No having to look for new bottle shops because I am too embarrassed to go back to the local, AGAIN
3. No having to lie to the man at the bottle shop and tell him I am having another party
4. No wine glasses I have to precariously load in the dishwasher
5. No wine glasses to discover, smashed in the dishwasher because I didn’t load them properly
6. No wine glasses that I accidentally smash on the tap when I’m trying to rinse them to avoid putting them in the dishwasher because they keep breaking
7. No clanking wine bottles to take out to the recycling bin, every second day
8. No having to wrap wine bottles in cardboard so the neighbours don’t hear all the clanking when I put them in the recycling bin, every second day
9. No more frostbite from sneaking cardboard-wrapped bottles out to the recycling bin in the early morning before the neighbours are awake, every second day
10. No more watching a Netflix show at night and then having to watch it again the next night because I can’t remember it
11. No more watching half a season of a Netflix series before realising I’ve already seen it
12. No more watching an entire Netflix show and not realise everyone is speaking in French until the end credits
13. No more red wine stains on my teeth in the morning
14. No more red wine stains on the carpet in the morning
15. No more teeth stains on the carpet in the morning
16. No more waking up to check if I posted something stupid on Facebook the night before
17. No more waking up and READING the stupid thing I put on Facebook the night before
18. No more waking up and discovering that not only did I post something stupid on Facebook, but I also made several atrociously misspelled comments, I posted a Happy Birthday message to someone who wasn’t having a birthday and bought an expensive family of Sylvanian rabbits from eBay.
19. No more posting a cute photo of my Chihuahua online and noticing there is a half empty wine glass in the background
20. No more posting a cute photo of my Chihuahua online and noticing there is a half empty wine glass on my BEDSIDE TABLE in the background
21. No more posting a cute photo of my Chihuahua online and noticing there is a half empty wine glass AND a BOTTLE of Jacob’s Creek Merlot on my bedside table in the background
22. No more boozy lunches and coming home with a new chicken
23. No more boozy lunches and coming home with a new cat
24. No more boozy lunches and coming home with a new goat (didn’t happen but was on the cards)
25. More disposable income to spend on fripperies and gewgaws
26. More disposable income to spend on wholesome, beneficial and healthy things that are not going to drain my emotional and physical resources, (like chickens and cats)
27. More disposable income to spend on KAYAKS!
Yes!
I bought a kayak and so did Scotto. Instead of going on boozy lunches every weekend, we will be partaking in extreme water sports.
What do you think of that???
I could go on about the big changes in my life… no hangovers on the weekend, the blissful and unadulterated sleep, no guilty angst about my suffering liver and so forth and so forth. But it’s the little things I didn’t expect that have really sold me on this sober lifestyle.
These are the wonderful surprises I have discovered which have literally changed my life for the better… things I find I no longer need to worry about...
1. No shameful trips to the local bottle shop for the fifth time in a week
2. No having to look for new bottle shops because I am too embarrassed to go back to the local, AGAIN
3. No having to lie to the man at the bottle shop and tell him I am having another party
4. No wine glasses I have to precariously load in the dishwasher
5. No wine glasses to discover, smashed in the dishwasher because I didn’t load them properly
6. No wine glasses that I accidentally smash on the tap when I’m trying to rinse them to avoid putting them in the dishwasher because they keep breaking
7. No clanking wine bottles to take out to the recycling bin, every second day
8. No having to wrap wine bottles in cardboard so the neighbours don’t hear all the clanking when I put them in the recycling bin, every second day
9. No more frostbite from sneaking cardboard-wrapped bottles out to the recycling bin in the early morning before the neighbours are awake, every second day
10. No more watching a Netflix show at night and then having to watch it again the next night because I can’t remember it
11. No more watching half a season of a Netflix series before realising I’ve already seen it
12. No more watching an entire Netflix show and not realise everyone is speaking in French until the end credits
13. No more red wine stains on my teeth in the morning
14. No more red wine stains on the carpet in the morning
15. No more teeth stains on the carpet in the morning
16. No more waking up to check if I posted something stupid on Facebook the night before
17. No more waking up and READING the stupid thing I put on Facebook the night before
18. No more waking up and discovering that not only did I post something stupid on Facebook, but I also made several atrociously misspelled comments, I posted a Happy Birthday message to someone who wasn’t having a birthday and bought an expensive family of Sylvanian rabbits from eBay.
19. No more posting a cute photo of my Chihuahua online and noticing there is a half empty wine glass in the background
20. No more posting a cute photo of my Chihuahua online and noticing there is a half empty wine glass on my BEDSIDE TABLE in the background
21. No more posting a cute photo of my Chihuahua online and noticing there is a half empty wine glass AND a BOTTLE of Jacob’s Creek Merlot on my bedside table in the background
22. No more boozy lunches and coming home with a new chicken
23. No more boozy lunches and coming home with a new cat
24. No more boozy lunches and coming home with a new goat (didn’t happen but was on the cards)
25. More disposable income to spend on fripperies and gewgaws
26. More disposable income to spend on wholesome, beneficial and healthy things that are not going to drain my emotional and physical resources, (like chickens and cats)
27. More disposable income to spend on KAYAKS!
Yes!
I bought a kayak and so did Scotto. Instead of going on boozy lunches every weekend, we will be partaking in extreme water sports.
Mine is the blue one (they didn't have pink) |
What do you think of that???