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In a galaxy
just down the road
in a nice cinema where you
are allowed to take a glass of
wine in with you, I saw the latest
episode of Star Wars. I’d been dragged
there by my husband who giggled in excitement
as the opening credits rolled onto the screen and I
knew it was probably going to be a very long two hours, twenty
minutes with a lot of anxious, whispered interrogation from myself as to
which sister, mother, brother, cousin, robot, hairy creature each character
just down the road
in a nice cinema where you
are allowed to take a glass of
wine in with you, I saw the latest
episode of Star Wars. I’d been dragged
there by my husband who giggled in excitement
as the opening credits rolled onto the screen and I
knew it was probably going to be a very long two hours, twenty
minutes with a lot of anxious, whispered interrogation from myself as to
which sister, mother, brother, cousin, robot, hairy creature each character
represented. I knew there’d be a lot of jokes I didn’t get and that the only actor
I’d
recognise was Harrison Ford because the last Star Wars movie I watched was way back in 1977 when episode four had just been released which doesn’t make any bloody sense no matter how many times I have it explained to me. So, all in all it was pretty good especially the part where I got to watch every single man in the theatre sprint to the toilet and back because they didn’t want to miss one second including my husband who I’ve never seen move so fast in my life. Go and see it because the new robot is quite cute, the lead actress is great and there is no sign whatsoever of Jar Jar Binks in the entire movie which can only be a good thing. 4/5...
recognise was Harrison Ford because the last Star Wars movie I watched was way back in 1977 when episode four had just been released which doesn’t make any bloody sense no matter how many times I have it explained to me. So, all in all it was pretty good especially the part where I got to watch every single man in the theatre sprint to the toilet and back because they didn’t want to miss one second including my husband who I’ve never seen move so fast in my life. Go and see it because the new robot is quite cute, the lead actress is great and there is no sign whatsoever of Jar Jar Binks in the entire movie which can only be a good thing. 4/5...
