Look at my address bar above!!!
Pinky, (thanks to the handsome and techno-savvy Scotto) now has her very own website, www.pinkypoinker.com.au.
Yay!
Since January, Pinky Poinker has accrued over
“Be quiet please!”
You hear me wheeze
“You’re way too loud
For a small sized crowd
Of children in a tiny room,
That one might easily assume
Ensconced inside this messy place
We have the entire human race.
I said, shut up! you rowdy mob
Don’t make your teacher rue her job
Shut your traps! I’ve had enough
I’m just about to get really tough.
Shut your cake holes! Zip your lips!
You need to stop and get to grips.
Shut your pie hole, naughty child.
Your teacher’s growing crazy wild!
This is a classroom, not a zoo
That screaming I will soon subdue
With a time out in the corner there!
All day you’ll stay, I just don’t care.
I’ll hang you out the window soon
I’ll leave you there all afternoon
I’ll get a muzzle in a sec...
And gag you all! Oh what the heck…
I know I can’t. There’s teacher rules
I have to use my management tools.
I can’t scream out or slap the child
Doesn’t matter how much I’m riled
There’s only one thing that’s approved
To ensure that the teacher is not removed
From her teaching duties and given the sack
We have to cast our eyes right to the back
Of the room and find the solitary soul,
The child who's not a complete butt-hole,
And point them out and declare out loud
To get the attention of the disorderly crowd
“Thank you so much to the boy I can see,
Who’s sitting and quietly listening to me.”
30 000 pageviews, which unfortunately has further encouraged me to continue with my silly posting and upgrade to my own domain. Thank you to each and every one of you for supporting me and reading my drivel every night.
I seriously love youse all!
Tonight I have penned a little ditty I hope my colleagues (and anyone else for that matter) may find a bit funny... and true!
“Be quiet please!”
You hear me wheeze
“You’re way too loud
For a small sized crowd
Of children in a tiny room,
That one might easily assume
Ensconced inside this messy place
We have the entire human race.
I said, shut up! you rowdy mob
Don’t make your teacher rue her job
Shut your traps! I’ve had enough
I’m just about to get really tough.
Shut your cake holes! Zip your lips!
You need to stop and get to grips.
Shut your pie hole, naughty child.
Your teacher’s growing crazy wild!
This is a classroom, not a zoo
That screaming I will soon subdue
With a time out in the corner there!
All day you’ll stay, I just don’t care.
I’ll hang you out the window soon
I’ll leave you there all afternoon
I’ll get a muzzle in a sec...
And gag you all! Oh what the heck…
I know I can’t. There’s teacher rules
I have to use my management tools.
I can’t scream out or slap the child
Doesn’t matter how much I’m riled
There’s only one thing that’s approved
To ensure that the teacher is not removed
From her teaching duties and given the sack
We have to cast our eyes right to the back
Of the room and find the solitary soul,
The child who's not a complete butt-hole,
And point them out and declare out loud
To get the attention of the disorderly crowd
“Thank you so much to the boy I can see,
Who’s sitting and quietly listening to me.”
