Pinky's Adventures in Pussy World

You may think the title of this post is a cheap rort to gain increased pageview stats on my website from the gentlefolk searching Google for “Pinky the Pornstar”.

You may be correct.

In actual fact, this post is Part Two in my attempts to mingle with the general community in non-alcohol infused activities.

Today, a semi-reluctant Scotto and I, attended a Cat Show.

Yes… you heard me right… A. Cat. Show!

Who should we see manning the entry to such an esteemed event but my dear colleague, Jake... owner and breeder of many cats (and keen to rid himself of some of them apparently).

                                    Jakey Baby!

(When I was a kid, Dad was the president of the Kennel Club and my mother on the committee of the local cat club, so I've been to my fair share of these shows, but not for at least 35 years so I was looking forward to it.)

Even though I'm definitely a dog person, I do have an affection for moggies ...

Cats haven't been domesticated for as long as dogs and sometimes it shows...

See how many movies you recognise!

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."


        I like to make sexy time!

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, Four, better lock your door. Five, Six, grab your crucifix. Seven, Eight, Gonna stay up late. Nine, Ten never sleep again.

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"... sucking noise...

"That's right, I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword, no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword."

“God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”

                                                         I hear the train a comin'
                                                       It's rolling round the bend

                                      And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
                                      I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on
                                         But that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone..

Guys, I'd love to look at the camera and smile for you... but I'm not going to.

                               Back off!

I said... back the F#ck OFF!

All of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I shall not be bullied.

It was a great show! And of course we couldn't call it a day until we'd checked out the t-shirt stand!

(Answers to the movies in tomorrow's post!)