Pinky Poinker had a great fall.
All the dogs play toys, and all the kids shoes
Inflicted on Pinky a dirty big bruise.
Pinky had a little lamb
She put it on to cook.
When Pinky went to write her blog,
She forgot to go and look.
The lamb was burned and singed a bit.
It was a damn right shame.
Which only goes to prove the point
That Pinky’s cooking’s lame.
She put it on to cook.
When Pinky went to write her blog,
She forgot to go and look.
The lamb was burned and singed a bit.
It was a damn right shame.
Which only goes to prove the point
That Pinky’s cooking’s lame.
Pinky, Pinky likes her drinky,
But how does her garden grow?
The plants are dead, in the garden bed
With noxious weeds all in a row.
Baa Baa Black Dog
Why you lose your hair?
One bag, two bags you’re like a moulting bear.
Underneath the table, underneath the chair.
Floating in the swimming pool
And underneath the stair.
But how does her garden grow?
The plants are dead, in the garden bed
With noxious weeds all in a row.
Baa Baa Black Dog
Why you lose your hair?
One bag, two bags you’re like a moulting bear.
Underneath the table, underneath the chair.
Floating in the swimming pool
And underneath the stair.
Twinkle, Twinkle formal gown,
Please, dear Lord, don’t let me down.
Elusive diamond in the sky
It’s hard to find the perfect buy.
Twinkle, twinkle formal dress
The quest begins and so the stress.
Hark! Hark!
The dogs do bark,
The council’s coming by.
Some with letters
And some complaints
And one with a great, big fine.
Little Pinky Poinker
Sat in a corner
Drinking her dry white wine.
She gave a small sigh
As she pulled out a fly
And said, “I can still drink it, it’s fine.”
Sat in a corner
Drinking her dry white wine.
She gave a small sigh
As she pulled out a fly
And said, “I can still drink it, it’s fine.”
Incy Wincy spider
Climbed up the water spout.
Out came Pinky’s Baygon
And knocked the spider out.
Then Pinky flushed it down the insinkerator and chopped the hairy b#stard into a squillion pieces…
Climbed up the water spout.
Out came Pinky’s Baygon
And knocked the spider out.
Then Pinky flushed it down the insinkerator and chopped the hairy b#stard into a squillion pieces…
