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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Pinky's Theme song for Teenage Boys







Remember the old Afroman song, "Because I got High"...
well I've rewritten the lyrics after finding a few similarities
to our household shenanigans.

I was gonna clean my room… cos it looked like a sty
I was gonna get up and find the broom… but that was a lie
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause it was all lies, it was all lies, it was all lies.



I was gonna go to class cause I just scrape by
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but instead I scrape by
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I scrape by, cause I scrape by, cause I scrape by.


I was gonna go to work at KFC… but then I thought why?
I already had two warnings and I was just squeaking by.
now I'm always broke and I think I know why
I didn’t comply, I didn’t comply, I didn’t comply.


I was gonna go to court in my white shirt and tie
I was gonna pay my traffic fines... but then I walked by
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
I told a pork pie, told a pork pie, told a pork pie.


I was gonna obey the road rules as I drove by
I was gonna pull over and stop for the cops but I kept driving by
Now I’m only allowed to drive before ten, cause the cops saw me fly

I’m a tough guy, I’m a tough guy, I’m a tough guy.


I was gonna pay my car rego but I let it slide by
Was gonna win it at the casino but I got squeezed dry
Now the tow truck is pulling it away and I know why
- I’m a slack guy, I’m a slack guy, I’m a slack guy.

I was gonna take the rubbish out for mum to the bin nearby
I was gonna mow the lawn for Mum but my plans went awry
now my Mum’s staring at me with that look in her eye
- with the stink eye, with the stink eye, with the stink eye.


I messed up my entire life with no right of reply
I didn’t get my HSC because I didn’t try
now I’m working on the side of the road and I know why
- I didn’t apply, didn’t apply, didn’t apply.


(This may have been slightly exaggerated.)